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My first ex-girlfriend looked like Loraine Newman. I was needy whiney ‘Friendzone complaining’ guy and I lost her even as a friend. I was 18. It’s been 27 years and I still miss her.
Dudes; girl says she’s not into you that way, just go with it. There’s not a single thing anyone in the world can do to ‘make’ someone want  them, they way they want them back. It’s totally digital-binary: either it’s there or it’s not. If it’s not there, be cool and don’t be a dick. No one’s to blame if the spark doesn’t go both ways. They’re not evil, they’re not a bitch, they’re just a human being who doesn’t match up with you. Most people on the planet don’t match up with you. Live with it.

My first ex-girlfriend looked like Loraine Newman. I was needy whiney ‘Friendzone complaining’ guy and I lost her even as a friend. I was 18. It’s been 27 years and I still miss her.

Dudes; girl says she’s not into you that way, just go with it. There’s not a single thing anyone in the world can do to ‘make’ someone want  them, they way they want them back. It’s totally digital-binary: either it’s there or it’s not. If it’s not there, be cool and don’t be a dick. No one’s to blame if the spark doesn’t go both ways. They’re not evil, they’re not a bitch, they’re just a human being who doesn’t match up with you. Most people on the planet don’t match up with you. Live with it.

(Source: erics-idle, via mudwerks)

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